Sadly Ralphie had too many birthday Temptations and his party had to end early!
Hold on to your bootstraps, it gets even more disturbing .....
Unbelievable!
It's not easy being Frank.
Ralphie has been with us for just over a year now, and in that time he has come a long way. His most notable accomplishment is conquering the great outdoors. Well, sometimes he hides, crying like a little girl, but when there is no one else around, Ralphie is master of the yard.Ralphie, who has only ever known the great indoors, gathered all his courage and made his way outside, just like his brave brothers and sister. This was not a planned adventure, but rather a surprise to the rest of us.
Feeling guilty, Ralphie is trying to pay back the $100 by doubling as an alarm clock, waking the entire house every morning at the crack of dawn. Thank you Ralphie, especially for those early morning wake up calls each and every Sunday morning.
His official name may be Ralphie Shamus, but since St. Patrick's Day ....
We now call him Ralphie Shameless! 
Now sober, Ralphie has declared his New Year's resolution to ..... 
Arrrrrr matey, this is Captain Ralphie. 
Still sporting his spiffy THINK PINK campaign fashions, Ralphie posed for his birthday photo. That's right, this October 15, 2008, Ralphie turned one year old.
It has been an exciting birthday for Ralphie. Brother Franklin and sister Louise stayed inside all day. Ralphie then had real tuna for birthday supper, which will inevitably lead to birthday gas. Ralphie only turns one once, so might as well throw caution to the windy. Ralphie's favourite part of the day was when Auntie Karen brought him a bag of presents, the best being a laser toy. Ralphie is now feeling his mature age, as he chased the laser dot until he collapsed from exhaustion.
Happy Birthday Baby Ralphie.
Last Thursday evening, with the assistance of the local fire department, near disaster was averted. Without warning, the carbon monoxide detector started to screech it's warning call. Everyone furry was rounded up and put in a room with an open window. 911 was called. Once on scene, the fire department could not detect any carbon monoxide in the air. So what noxious fumes were present, causing the alarm to signal? The fire department said they did not know, but we all did .....
A big one not even he could deny.
My name is Franklin and I am a Temptations-a-holic. I was first introduced to Temptations a couple years ago by my Auntie Trish, who gave them to me as a Christmas present. Turkey flavour, I think. Anyway, it started out as an occasional treat, but now I can't get enough. I want them morning, noon and night.
As for me, the only 12-Steps I am interested in taking are to the bowl of Temptations, and that is exactly what I did.
My name is Franklin and I am a Temptations-a-holic.
Who is responsible for this devastation? So many innocent blueberries lost. Was this an unfortunate accident at the paws of a well-intentioned blind guy, or maybe a clumsy orange dude? Or, perhaps it was an intentional stomping by an angry girl. So many possibilities, but what about this guy later seen fleeing the scene of the crime?
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