September 21, 2008

Emerrrrrrrrrgency 911

Last Thursday evening, with the assistance of the local fire department, near disaster was averted. Without warning, the carbon monoxide detector started to screech it's warning call. Everyone furry was rounded up and put in a room with an open window. 911 was called. Once on scene, the fire department could not detect any carbon monoxide in the air. So what noxious fumes were present, causing the alarm to signal? The fire department said they did not know, but we all did .....

Ralphie lay a gasser.

A big one not even he could deny.

3 comments:

  1. How long did it take to air out the place?

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  2. Hi Ralphie! It's me, cousin Bennie! I am featured this month! I am a special boy too! When I get all excited and wrestling with mommie, I sometimes leak a little fart juice that clears the room! I'm afraid of rugs and things on the floor. What are you afraid of?

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  3. Hey Ralphie! It's me again! Is your mommie going to conduct another survey? If she does, here's the question I would ask:

    Who has the biggest nuggets?

    Bea says that is rude and she won't be participating in the survey.

    She wants this survey question asked:

    If there was a Think Pink political party, would you vote for Bea as Prime Ministress?

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