It's me Benny! I have been working on my wrestling rules and I'm almost ready to publish! Would all wrestlers in the family please review and give me some feedback.
Rule#1 - Surprise attacks are okay, even on blind gay pussy cats.
Rule#2 - One point for grabbing around the neck and tackling to the ground.
Rule#3 - Two points for sitting on the other pussy cat's face, and two and a half points if it is a scary face like cousin Louise!
Rule#4 - Three points for making the other pussy cat meow "uncle" to say they surrender!
Rule#5 - Any smelling or biting of the bum while wrestling is rude and will result in a loss of one point.
Rule#6 - Whichever pussy cat Benny wrestles, Benny is always declared the winner!
Hi Benny! I agree with the rules, but do feel strongly that Rule #5, should be a loss of 2 points.
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