October 26, 2008

Benny, The Party Pooper

I have too much dignity for this nonsense. I will not participate. You can't make me.

3 comments:

  1. I think Bennie is the most handsome pussy cat in our family! And he is a very good wrestler too! And I have seen him do brave things, like cross over the metal strip separating the wood and tile flooring without even looking! He is also kind and gentle and gives me many licks to keep me looking pretty as a princess! Bennie is special and I love him! He's my brodder from another modder!

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  2. Hello pussy cat cousins! It's me Benny! I have been working on my wrestling rules and I'm almost ready to publish! Would all wrestlers in the family please review and give me some feedback?

    Rule#1
    Surprise attacks are okay, even on blind gay pussy cats.

    Rule#2
    One point for grabbing around the neck and tackling to the ground.

    Rule#3
    Two points for sitting on the other pussy cat's face, and two and half points if it is a scary face like cousin Louise!

    Rule#4
    Three points for making the other pussy cat meow "uncle" to say they surrender!

    Rule#5
    Any smelling or biting of the bum while wrestling is rude and will result in a loss of one point.

    Rule#6
    Whichever pussy cat Benny wrestles, Benny is always declared the winner!

    Any other rules?
    Benny

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