Before He Came .... By Louise

Before the black and white anti-Christ moved in ......

Before he came, I had my own spot on the bed at night. Now I sleep downstairs, alone on the couch.

Before he came, I got to finish all of the leftovers after each meal. Now he finishes all of the leftovers after each meal.

Before he came, I went inside when the weather was bad. Now I stay outside as long as possible, just to avoid him.

Before he came, it was me that tricked Clifford out of the scraps Grampie dropped on the floor. Now he tricks Clifford out of the scraps that Grampie drops on the floor.

Before he came, I didn't have to make pig sounds. Now I have to make pig sounds all of the time.

Before he came, I could breathe the air in the house. Now I have to smell the weapons of mass destruction that he leaves in the litter box.

Before he came, and most sad of all, I was Auntie Karen's favourite. Now he is.

Before he came, I was happy Louise. Now I'm sad Louise.