July 29, 2008

FBI Most Wanted

FUGITIVE : Franklin

ALIAS: Frank-o-lin, Frankenstein, Frankincense, Frank and Beans, Frankfurter, Frankie

DESCRIPTION: Orange fur and green eyes

WEIGHT: 12 Pounds

BUILD: Lanky (Frankie)

SCARS AND MARKS: Black dot on nose

Franklin is being sought for the serial murders of an undetermined number of birds and mice, and the suspected murder of one baby bunny. Franklin is also wanted in connection with the possession and trafficking of narcotics, specifically catnip.

Franklin is considered armed and extremely dangerous. Franklin will lick without warning.

If you have any information regarding this pussy cat, please contact your local FBI office.

The FBI is offering a reward of up to $1.00 for information leading directly to the arrest of Franklin.

1 comment:

  1. Sighting!! Franklin has been spotted at my window where my 4furbabies try to call him... he struts his stuff and then slinkers off to pounce on the many blue jays cawing (warning)in the trees. We have set kitty treat traps for his reappearance if we catch him we will call out a bulletin.

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